Thirteenth Cross - [Video]

[The video starts, showing Cecil in this little gingerbread man costume. He looks somewhat sulky at first, but is ignoring it while he looks at the camera.]

Hi. My name is Cecil... and today is Christmas... and I am... a gingerbread man?

But anyway. Merry Christmas, everyone! [He grins for a moment, before managing to turn the communicator to his fish.]

I named him Machika.

Machika is a misunderstood fish, poor thing. He is so big... I took him out earlier, but he kept saying, like... 'bob booooob boooob' so I put him back in!

I... I got a rosary too! It's so pretty... It looks like... I've seen it before... See? [Turning the camera back on himself, he shows the rosary he's wearing over the costume.]

Oh! Oh! I want to share my joke!

What does Santa have when he gets stuck inside a chimney?

Claustrophobia! [He giggles.] Isn't that funny?